'Light Me When You Want a Blowjob' Scented Soy Candle, 9oz

Skip the subtle hints and let the candle do the talking.

The “Light Me When You Want a Blow Job” Organic Soy Candle is a cheeky, unforgettable gift for your partner, spouse, Valentine, or anyone who appreciates a little adult humor with their home fragrance. Choose from 6 inviting scents (Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage and Lavender, Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, and Unscented) and fill the room with an immersive aroma while delivering a message that is impossible to misunderstand.

Each 9 oz candle is made with a 100% natural soy wax blend and a lead-free, 100% cotton wick for a clean, even burn. Housed in a reusable glass jar and finished with a glossy permanent label, it offers approximately 50–60 hours of fragrance, flirting, and fun.

Perfect for anniversaries, bachelor or bachelorette parties, Valentine’s Day, birthdays, date nights, or simply setting the mood.

Product Details

• 9 oz scented soy candle
• 100% natural soy wax blend
• 100% cotton wick
• Reusable glass jar
• Size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 × 8.9 cm)
• Approximate burn time: 50–60 hours
• Available in 12 aromatic scents
• Glossy permanent adhesive label
• Compliant with ASTM safety standards
• Assembled in the USA using globally sourced components
• All fragrance options have the same natural wax color

Light it, leave it somewhere noticeable, and let the message speak for itself.